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'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.

Some geese, when they get big, has curls on their tails and is called ganders. Tamerlane when offered the gift, at once noticed that one of the legs was missing and being lame in one leg himself, he thought this must have been done on purpose to remind him of his disability. True enough, all these were standing about in the sun on one leg.

Our local fire department got a call that a flock of geese had become stuck in a frozen lake.

Jokes on every topic! He's got no between the toes and he's got a little balloon in his stomach to keep him from sinking. -"What is the meaning of this? "

One day an idiot was going to the market to sell his goose. On second thoughts he realized how unseemly it would look for him to go empty handed.

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In honour of that, my colleague Helen suggested that a page of swan jokes would be appropriate for this week’s one liners and puns, so here goes.

eval(ez_write_tag([[300,250],'5jokesaday_com-medrectangle-4','ezslot_4',343,'0','0']));An essay on Geese submitted by a schoolboy reads: Geese is a low heavy set bird which is mostly meat and feathers. Someone at the station asked, "How did it go?".

We wouldn't be so uncouth.

He ordered an attendant to chase the birds away. Geese can't sing much on account of the dampness of the moisture. ''I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.

-"Your Majesty, all the geese in Akshehir are one-legged," replied the Hodja. Geese, house Goose, Ducks, and Chick and Chickens wearing a Diaper placed in a Diaper Holder make just for them.

Goose who! Goose Diapers, Duck Diapers, Chicken Diapers, yes, it is true! roared the tryant.

Not you, these ridiculous geese. The Hodja was a poor man but not a miserly one. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! What a silly goose.

One for the master, And one for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane.

After a while, the aroma of the roasted goose began to tell on him and, when he could bear it no longer, he broke one of it legs off and satisfied his desire.

eval(ez_write_tag([[250,250],'5jokesaday_com-box-4','ezslot_1',262,'0','0']));The One-Legged Goose. He got a goose beatifully roasted, placed it in a tray and started on his way to the palace.

Takes the term "Goose Down" to a whole new place, doesn't it? Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it. Terms | Still feel the need for speed 30 years after Top Gun hit theaters on May 16, 1986? -"That's preposterous! - Matty Malaprop, SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! A rescue team crawled out onto the ice, pushing a boat and ice-breaking tools.

I never heard of such nonsense! Together, they are one large family. Apart, they are individuals with quirks and personalities, just like us. As a matter of fact, miserly people are never poor.